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$48,127 epoch 3
β€”$PRINTER held
β€”your Machines
πŸ—³οΈ VOTING IS LIVE Β· weekly epochs are back. Awake Machines vote each epoch on what the pot buys, and earn real tokenized stock by weight.
$0stock budget
7,458machines earning
30.2%$PRINTER burned
3current epoch
0Machines fused → Factory
$0paid to Machines (lifetime)
THE FURNACE
46,378,051$PRINTER
30.2% burned Β· only ever falls
RECENT
THE FURNACE Β· live
46,378,051$PRINTER
burned forever Β· 30.2% gone Β· mint renounced, supply only falls
πŸ”₯ β€” $PRINTER / hr burned on average since launch
Ink in. Supply out. Forever.ink burned to wake or level a Machine destroys $PRINTER, no mint, only falls. Ink your Machines on the Machines tab.

Epoch 3 Β· what does the pot buy?

β€” weight voted · reading the ballot…

reading the ballot…
tap a desk above to choose where the pot buys

Every awake Machine votes with its weight. The pot is split across the desks by the votes they draw — wear the winning desk and you earn double on that slice. The tally above is read live from the on-chain ballot.

STOCK BUDGET $0
EMBERS

Every protocol fee lands here and keeps stacking. It buys real tokenized stock and drops into awake Machines by weight.

WHERE IT COMES FROM

reading the fee wallets…

Every protocol fee β€” printer.fun trades, the website swap, the anvil & crates, Proton fusions, OpenSea royalties β€” arrives as WETH, ETH or USDG and pays out daily to Machine holders by weight. Nothing dilutes.

THE TOKEN · ROBINHOOD CHAIN

$PRINTER

Mint renounced — no new supply, ever. Fixed & deflationary: burned to wake & fuse Machines, and every protocol fee buys real stock.

$β€”per $PRINTER
Market Capβ€”
Total Supplyβ€”
Burnedβ€”
Burn / hourβ€”
Holdersβ€”
MintRenounced
CONTRACT ADDRESS · CHAIN 4663 · 18 DECIMALS
0x85a574f2fF0795685F58d1D7B0D4b51F148Ac489
PRINTER.FUN · THE LAUNCHPAD

Where coins are printed.

Every coin launched on printer.fun rakes a fee that buys back & burns $PRINTER and funds the stock pot.

β€”coins launched
β€”$PRINTER burned
Launch a coin on printer.fun β†’
crate

Open a Crate

Every crate holds a random Machine — commit-reveal, provably fair.

reading the price…
⏸ ANVIL PAUSEDreading…
ANVIL SPOTβ€”

the vault’s price basis

$PRINTER PRICEβ€”

live from the pool

Buy from the vault

The vault holds Machines sold to it. One is up for grabs at a time at the queue price — or pay a premium to snipe any other before its turn. The queue rotates on a timer.

reading the vault…

Sell a Machine to the anvil

The anvil bids on every Machine ~10% under the OpenSea floor, so there is always a real exit. Pick one of your Machines for its live bid.

pick one of your Machines

PAPO
$PRINTER
USDG
pair with
$PRINTER
= 0 USDG

1 $PRINTER = $β€” · 5% fee + pool Β· live quote

jackpot
🎟️ THE PRINT RUN Β· THIS WEEK’S JACKPOT $β€”
πŸ† one machine wins β€”
🎟️ entries are open $0 β†’ treasury
🎫 YOUR ENTRIES β€” in the pool
β€”
⚠ BUY A TICKET OR ABANDON YOUR STOCKS TO ENTER β€” THEN YOUR FLEET & $PRINTER COUNT
connect your wallet to see your entries
πŸͺœ THE PRIZE LADDER β€” it only ratchets up πŸ”Ό
🎫

Buy entries

777 / ticket

Each ticket is $7 in ETH (buys 1 $PRINTER) and drops 777 entries. $5 fuels the prize, $2 the treasury.

β€” entries

πŸ”₯

Abandon your stock

2Γ— entries

Throw next week’s drop into the pool β€” a real on-chain tx you confirm. 50% fuels the prize, 50% the flywheel, and the $PRINTER counts as entries too.

abandon $β€” β†’ $β€” to the prize pool

Provably fair Β· drawn on-chain on the same weight snapshot as the stock drop. Prizes are fulfilled by the team, or take the cash equivalent.

PAPO

THE PROTON

high-risk fuse

Feed a Machine into a live one to fuse it heavier — but it’s a gamble.

🎲80% success, a flat 20% miss — nothing changes it
πŸ“ˆDormant sacrifice → target ×1.5
βš›οΈActive sacrifice → +1.5× its weight
πŸ”₯Miss — sacrifice & cost gone, no boost
πŸ’ΈCost climbs with the target’s weight — this fuse: ~$7 + 5,000 $PRINTER · 80/20 stock / ops · capped 100x
πŸ’Έ The bigger the Machine, the more each fuse costs — win or lose
Target weightETH fee$PRINTER burned
≤ 20x~$75,000
20–40x~$10725,000
40–60x~$307125,000
60–80x~$707625,000
80–100x~$1,507700,000

ETH fee doubles per 20x band; the $PRINTER burn escalates too, always above 500,000 past 60x. The fee splits 80/20 stock/ops; the $PRINTER is burned forever.

pick a target below,
then drag fuel in here

tap βœͺ to set a target, then tap a Machine below to feed it in

YOUR MACHINES β€” drag one Machine onto a live one to fuse it in (or tap βœͺ to set the reactor target)
connect your wallet to load your Machines

The weight is written on-chain the moment you sign β€” no waiting for an epoch to watch it grow.

money to the pot → buys real stock buyback → burns $PRINTER
FOUR ENGINES Β· FEES IN → ONE POT
TOKEN SELLS$PRINTER
5% of every sell → pot
ROYALTIESETH
5% on flips, 80% → pot
THE ANVILETH
spread → pot Β· half the rake burns
PRINTER.FUNETH
prediction market + launchpad · fees arrive in ETH, then buy & burn $PRINTER
betting rakebuyback πŸ”₯machine pooltreasury
launchpadcreatorbuyback πŸ”₯treasury → stocks
THE STOCK POT $48,127 buys real tokenized equities for every awake Machine
7,458 machines earningstock lands in each NFT’s wallet
YOUR STOCK + $PRINTERevery way out funds the stayers
πŸ”₯ INK BURNS $PRINTERbuyback slices burn it · 21.2% gone · only ever falls
βš›οΈ THE PROTON → FACTORY0 Machines fused in · the $7 fee splits 80/20 stock/ops · the Factory activates them & shares their stock with the fleet

Four engines, one pot. Every fee the protocol earns β€” including the Proton’s $7 fuse fee β€” either buys real stock for holders or burns $PRINTER; nothing dilutes. Machines fused through the Proton go to the Factory, which activates them and shares their stock back to the fleet.